Professional Overthinker Tee
Certified. Exhausted. Spiraling since birth.
This one’s for the chronic what-if-ers, the late-night replayers, and the people who can overanalyze a text, a tone, or a side-eye in 0.3 seconds.
With a brain, a thinking bubble, and a ribbon that proudly says “Since Birth,” this tee declares what your nervous system’s been doing your whole life:
Overthinking. Everything.It’s cute, it’s true, and it’s painfully relatable.
Because sometimes your brain doesn’t just think—it obsesses.
What Does “Professional Overthinker” Mean?
It means:
You replay convos from 3 years ago
You write a text, delete it, rewrite it 5 times, and still panic after sending
You’ve planned for every possible worst-case scenario
Your brain never shuts up—but at least it’s creative
Whether it’s trauma, anxiety, neurodivergence, or just high-functioning spiraling… this shirt is for you.
You didn’t choose the overthinking life. The overthinking life chose you.
Perfect for:
Overthinkers, worriers, and spiraling survivors
People with anxiety, CPTSD, ADHD, or insomnia as a lifestyle
Anyone who thinks of the perfect comeback 7 hours too late
The “sorry, I overanalyzed your text” crew
Folks who need their brain to chill but it’s on its 12th tab of the day
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The light, breathable fabric means you can wear it year-round, while the classic crew neckline and retail fit enable easy pairing with jeans, shorts, or skirts. This tee is both fashionable and functional, making it a go-to item in any wardrobe.
Product features
-Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Ethically manufactured with sustainability in mind, complying with fair labor practices.
- Unisex Fit- Flattering on all bodies, all genders
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER - Unisex Graphic Tee
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